First post of all time forever

As the title suggests, this is my first post of all time forever. At no other point in my life after this will I have an even remotely preemptive post as this one here. I suppose I should try and make it worth something. Something important, something funny.

...Nope. Can't do it. Not funny enough.
Want to.
Probably should.
Can't.
But should.

Here's a poorly drawn dragon-riding unicorn being ridden by a bagel-stealing purple cat minus the dragon. The cat is obviously enjoying itself.